KUT-lamp, 2011
"Kut" is a Dutch swearword or prefix, that indicates that the given object is ultimately useless, worthless, rotten, etc. Incidentally, it is also slang for "pussy". For translation purposes, I will use the word "rotten".]

I am proud to present you with the first working prototype of the KUT-lamp. Really everything about this lamp is extremely rotten. Its light is rotten, because you get blinded by the 100 Watt bulb. (This calls for some creativity from the owner of this most exclusive lamp…!) And then it looks completely rotten as well.